Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says ""I'll have h2o"" The second scientist says ""I'll have a water"" The first scientist goes back home and rethinks his assassination plan.

Two scientists walk into a bar... The first scientist says to the bartender, ""I'll have some H2O."" The bartender nods and gives the man a glass of water. The second scientists says, ""I'll have some H2O, too."" The bartender nods and gives the man a glass of water as well, because he speaks English and understands that the second scientist, rather than requesting a drink which would kill him, simply wanted a glass of water in addition to his friend's.

most intellectual joke Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says , ""I'll have some H2O"". The second scientist says, ""I'll have a glass of water,too. By the way, why did you say H2O? Like, know it's a chemical formula for water and all, but it's the end of the day and there's really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work"" The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plot has failed.

2 scientists walk into a bar to get a drink The bartender asks them what they'd like to drink, ""I'd like h2O."" The first scientist says. The second scientist says, ""I will have h2O, too."" He second scientists passes away seconds after his first sip