#third-scientist

There were 3 scientists and elephant and a monkey... The scientists thought it would be scientifically valuable to put a cork up an elephants backside so it couldn't shit, feed it for three months then pull the cork out and measure the results. They thought this would be dangerous so trained a monkey to pull the cork when a red light went. The big day finally came and the highly sophisticated experiment was all set up. the first scientist was 1 mile away, the second scientist was 2 miles away an…

So there are 3 scientists in a lab studying flies... There are 3 scientists in a lab studying flies. The first scientist grabs a fly from the jar, rips off its antennae, and says ""Fly, fly!"". The fly flies around the room, then lands back on the table. The scientists writes down in his journal: ""Fly can fly without antennae"" The next scientist grabs a fly from the jar, rips off its legs, and says ""Fly, fly!"" The fly flies around the room, then skids back down onto the table. The scientist …

3 Scientists, an Elephant and a Monkey Try to picture the monkey as curious george. 3 scientists were sitting around the lab getting drunk one day when one turned to the others and asked, ""What would happen if we put a giant cork up an elephants butt for a month?"" Well none of them knew for certain so they decided to try it out. They gathered an elephant and a giant cork together in a cage. The first scientist said, ""I'm not putting the cork up there."" The second scientist said, ""I'm not pu…

The poor little monkey... Three scientists were discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's butt and force fed it for 2 weeks. Because the experiment had never been documented and the idea was hard to comprehend, they decided to have a go. A week in, they began to realize WHY the idea had never been tried, they were stuck for someone to pull out the cork. One scientist came up with the idea of training a monkey to do the job. They spent the next week training it to pull o…