#second-boy

Three brothers eating soup A mom has three sons and she's making them soup, While she's not looking a cupboard above the stove opens and a box of beebee's falls in the soup. She keeps cooking, serves them lunch and they go back outside to play. Ten minutes later the first boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't believe him and he goes back out to play. Ten minutes later the second boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't…

Obama went on a run and fell in a river. - three young boys pulled him out of the river. Obama said my god, you saved the president of your country. name any one thing you want and you'll have it. - The first boy said he wanted a house for his mother, they'd never had a house. Obama bought it. - The second boy wanted to go to Disney world. Obama made it so. - The third boy asked for a wheelchair. Perplexed, Obama said "Why do you need a wheel chair, you seem to walk fine". - The young…

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow." The second boy says, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!" The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about speed. My father works in the Govt department. He stops…

There were three hellions in a class They were so bad that teachers kept quitting. The principle got so frustrated she hire a retired female marine Sargent to teach the class and gave her authority to go whatever it took to control the three kids. The first day of the school year she walks into the class room and asks the three to step forward. She slapped the first kid and knocked him back 4 feet. She the told him to use a sentence with the word evidently in it. The boy said evidently you’ve h…

Once there was a farmer that was very protective of his three daughters. When they told him that they were going to go out on dates one night, the farmer decided to wait outside with a shotgun. The first boy arrived for the first daughter, and he said, "Hi, my name is Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer decided he was decent enough, and let them go. The second boy arrived for the second daughter, and said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're…

Three boys and a girl three boys pursue a girl at the same time, the girl says: you travel the world and i will choose again. the first boy went to europe, the second boy went to america, the third boy walked around the girl and said: you are my world! the girl was very moved, and with tears she chose the richest among them.

Two small boys were sitting outside a clinic. One was crying very loudly. "What's the matter?" asked the other boy. "I came here for a blood test." "So? That's nothing to be afraid of." "You don't understand. For the blood test, they cut my finger." Hearing this, the second boy started to cry, too. "Why are you crying?" sobbed the first boy. "Because I'm here for a urine test."

The same two boys were selected in a school to answer the questions asked by the inspector. One day, an inspector asked the first boy some questions and the boy answered. When the second boy’s name was called, once again the first boy came. When asked, he told “the second boy has gone to see cricket match.” The inspector questioned the teacher. “Sorry sir, I do not know. The regular teacher who had to come has gone to see cricket match and so I have come in his place.” The inspector replied cool…

Two friends were at the zoo and one said to the other, “What does your Dad do for work?” “He drives a coach. What about yours?” asked the second boy in return. “He's a lawyer” came the reply. “Honest?” exclaimed the first boy. “No, he's like all the others!” came the reply.