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Two older couples are having dinner and afterwards when the wives get up to get dessert, one husband says to the other, ""you should go to the restaurant we went to last night, it was great!"" ""Sure"" says the other, ""what's the name?"" The first replies, ""Um, what do you call the flower with red petals and thorns on it?"" ""a rose"" said the second"". ""Right"" the first says, ""Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?""

Old People There was this group of ""couple friends"" who met regularly and over the years they turned into old people. For years and years they would get together regularly. It was the standard old people get together. The women would gather in the kitchen and talk and the men would sit around in the living room and talk. One of the elder gentleman started talking about some new restaurant he and his wife had gone to. ""Oh, the food was excellent. The service was great and the prices were reaso…

How Kids Got Their Names 3 Kids are taking about how they got their names, and why their parents named as such. The first one, a girl named ""Rose"" says ""I was named Rose, because when I was born my parents dropped rose pedals on me."" The second one, a boy named ""Ash"" says ""I was named Ash, because wedge I was born my parents dropped ashes on me."" The third one, a boy named ""Brick"" says ""AHHHUUUUAUUAUUAAAA HUUAAA HURRRR""

I Forget the Name Two elderly men are conversing and drinking wine while their wives prepare dinner in the kitchen. As the discussion begins to dwindle, Tom and Norman decide to delve into their limited pop culture knowledge. "Well now, Tom," says Norman, "me and Carolyn tuned into one of those nightly talk shows the other day. Boy, was it a hoot! But I can't seem to remember for the life of me what it was called." 'Here, describe it to me. Lets see if I can help," offers Tom. "Well, he was…

The Smiths invite the Jones' over for dinner... After dinner, Mrs. Smith is cleaning dishes in the kitchen while Mr. Smith entertains their guests. He begins to tell them about a great restaurant that he recently went to with his wife, but can't remember the name of the establishment. Mr. Smith: "The food was amazing, great service, but I can't recall the name! Help me out... what's that red flower, it's really fragrant, and people give them out on Valentine's Day?" The Jones': "You mean a r…