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The four Goldberg brothers Here's a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric s…

Me elderly couple joke An elderly couple are sitting out on their porch. Norman says to his lovely wife, ""Ethel, I have to come clean with you. In all the years we were married, I was unfaithful to you one time. I'm sorry my dear, I love you forever, can you forgive me?"" Ethel goes into the house and quickly comes back with an old shoe box. Norman opens the box to find three ears of corn and a wad of $5,000 dollars cash. ""Every time I was unfaithful to you I saved an ear of corn.."" ""Well I …

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the…

The teacher came up with a good problem. ""Suppose"" she asked the second-graders ""there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"" ""None"" answered little Norman. ""None? Norman you don't know your arithmetic."" ""Teacher you don't know your sheep. When one goes they all go!""

I Forget the Name Two elderly men are conversing and drinking wine while their wives prepare dinner in the kitchen. As the discussion begins to dwindle, Tom and Norman decide to delve into their limited pop culture knowledge. "Well now, Tom," says Norman, "me and Carolyn tuned into one of those nightly talk shows the other day. Boy, was it a hoot! But I can't seem to remember for the life of me what it was called." 'Here, describe it to me. Lets see if I can help," offers Tom. "Well, he was…

Funny Jewish Joke - Clean! The four Katz brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented the first automobile air-conditioner. On August 15, 1951, the temperature in Detroit was 92 degrees.The four brothers walked into Henry Ford’s office and convinced him to come out to the parking lot to their car. They got him to get into the car, which was about 120 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off within a few minutes. Henry got very excited and invited them back to the off…

The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946 , the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them int…

It was July 17, 1946 The temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, had invented the first automobile air-conditioner. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come ou…

I asked old Maud how she lost her husband. She told me her sad story… "Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know, in order to save my Norman's life. Tragically, I've never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye. I'll never forget how supportive my Norman was. Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me, "Be positive, be positive!" That was my Nor…

Teacher: “Norman, what is a brain?” Norman: Something that starts as soon as I get up in the morning and stops the minute you call me, Sir!”

Norman is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.” A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up. When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter. “Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”.

Norman: “Why didn't you tell me the good news? I heard it from one of our friends. Anyways Congratulation!” Robert: “I don’t understand.” Norman: “A TV channel has been named after you. Animal Planet!”

Two dogs, Caesar and Tiger, and Norman were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands “Caesar!” “Woof!” (its the barking sound) “Press the red button.” “Woof! Woof!” “Tiger!” “Woof!” “Press the white button.” “Woof! Woof!” “Norman!” “Woof.” “Stop barking, feed the dogs and don’t touch anything!”