#henry-ford

Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because "Horse with no Name" sounded stupid.

23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir.

Henry ford meets god Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him, ""Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the Assembly line for the automobile ... changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."" Ford thinks about it, and says, ""I want to hang out with God Himself."" So the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God. Ford asks God, ""When you invented Woman, what wer…

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the…

Misquoted Intentions Two friends, a black guy and a white guy, share an apartment. The white guy's watching TV when the black guy, obviously agitated, flops down on the couch. Black Guy: Man, I wish I could get a girlfriend. White Guy: Well, you know what Henry Ford said... Black Guy: What!? That is so racist! White Guy looks over confused: What? How is "Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right." racist? Black Guy: Oh, damn, I thought you meant another quote. White G…

Funny Jewish Joke - Clean! The four Katz brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented the first automobile air-conditioner. On August 15, 1951, the temperature in Detroit was 92 degrees.The four brothers walked into Henry Ford’s office and convinced him to come out to the parking lot to their car. They got him to get into the car, which was about 120 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off within a few minutes. Henry got very excited and invited them back to the off…

I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford. It’s an autobiography.

An old Soviet joke A Soviet delegation visits an American car factory. "Whose factory is that?" asks a Soviet visitor. "It belongs to capitalist billionaire Henry Ford," answers the American guide. "And whose are the hundreds of cars in the parking lot?" asks the visitor. "They belong to the factory workers," answers the guide. --- Later, an American delegation visits a Soviet car factory. "Whose factory is that?" asks an American visitor. "It belongs to the Soviet people," says the Sov…

Did you hear that Henry Ford wrote a book? The driving point is that it's auto-biographical.

Once American industrialist, Henry Ford was asked why he went to his executive’s office instead of asking him to come to his chamber. He said, “I have found I can leave the other fellow’s office a lot quicker than I can get him to leave mine!”