#pizza-hut

The Karate Kid grew up to be The Karate Man and now he's the Pizza Hut delivery guy with a ponytail who tries to talk to you about swords.

Pizza Hut: Hello Me: I'd like a hot dog bites pizzas PH: Pick up or delivery? Me: Based on that order, you think I get off the couch?

Boss: Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact? Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

*Eats a Lean Cuisine *20 minutes go by. *Devours entire Pizza Hut store...including employees.

Pizza Hut is going gluten free so while you are dying from a heart attack you can atleast not have gas problems

Pizza Hut: May I take your order? Me: Can you make a large pizza vegetarian? Pizza Hut: Yes, but don't ever call me vegetarian again.

Pizza Hut Employee: I'm sorry but we don't deliver bog grass. I'm not even sure what that is. Moose: [incoherent bellowing]

Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT

I dare you to read the New Testament, except substitute every "Jesus" with "Pizza Hut" and tell me it isn't the greatest business plan ever.

It's not fair to blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. It was more of a Domino effect.

Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now.

I'm not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry.

Any pizza at Pizza Hut is only $10. ANY! How is there still sadness in the world?

Pizza Hut ad: "Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?" Think about these words.

[answers phone during job interview] What's the address here? The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

Trainer: Diet to hit your goal weight. Me: Then what? Trainer: Diet forever to maintain it. Me: *heading to Pizza Hut* Nvm.

[On phone with Pizza Hut] Me: I texted my order 4 hrs ago! PH: Are you sure you didn't tweet it...again? Me: PH: Sir? Me: K. Love you. Bye.

"Hello, Pizza Hut" Hi, how many slices are on a large pizza? "eight" And a medium? "eight" *long pause* I'd like to speak with your manager

*Pizza Hut job interview* "Do you own a shitty car and smoke pot?" No sir. "You will."

Me: No, you hang up first Pizza Hut: *click*

Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home.

'Pizza Hut, can I take your order?' Me: 'May I speak with the owl, please?' 'Who?' Me: 'Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.'

After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now.

Become a PhD After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.