You're either a dog person or a non person.

[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.

Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business "Dale's Paint Supplies" but what if it was named "Best Dog Memes"