#nsa

I know I'm supposed to be outraged about this whole NSA phone tapping scandal, but I've got to admit, its a little refreshing that after a decade of marriage, someone is finally listening to me.

You'd think that with NSA reading our tweets all the time, they could star or retweet some of the good ones.

Your mama is so fat... The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.

I'm surprised more people didn't know about the NSA spying programs I mean most of our computers are labelled "Intel"

How do you make the spying NSA frustrated?

At the next election I am going to vote for the NSA Because they listen to the voters even after the elections.

The NSA The only part of the government that actually listens

How many NSA agents does it take to change a light bulb? I've just been informed that the NSA no longer has the capability to change a light bulb, but if we give them access to everyone's email and cell phone communications they will hopefully intercept a message that will crack this lightbulb case wide open.

Why does it suck to work for the NSA during the winter? Because if it snows, you can't call and say you're snowed in.

SUPER FUNNY NSA JOKE!!!

I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before.

Putin wanted to know if Zelenskyy was still alive... Zelenskyy himself decided to send Putin a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Putin opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message. 370HSSV-0773H Putin was baffled, so he emailed the message to Lukashenko, and his aides had no idea either, so they sent it to the KGB. No one could solve it at the KGB either, so a double agent sent it to the CIA, then the NSA. They als…

If we all email the constitution to each other The NSA might finally read it

The NSA The only part of the government that listens.

Maybe if we all email the Constitution to each other... The NSA will finally read it

""Thank you for calling the NSA..."" ""The only government organization that **actually** listens to you!""

Thank you for calling the anonymous NSA hotline What would you like to report

Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other… …the NSA will finally read it.

When I feel like I have nobody to talk to... I call the NSA. They're really nice because they always listen.

How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer? The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

[OC] Why does the NSA hate winter? Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

SUPER FUNNY NSA JOKE!!! [deleted]

Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in.

Why isn't NSA mass surveillance a hot topic in the US elections? Because it's the only part of the govt that listens to the American people.

""Hello is this anonymous NSA hotline?""