Very tired of the NSA reading my tweets and not retweeting them.

Hey, NSA, if you're going to read them, would it kill you to star them?

An A-TEAM reboot would just be one two-minute episode where the NSA triangulates their location and they all get blown up in a drone strike.

The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: "Got a new joke for you." NSA: "Heard it."