#notre-dame

Archdeacon Claude Frollo is in Need of a New Bellringer... because Quasimodo died, starving himself to death by Esmeralda's grave. If you know anything about the book, it's slightly darker than the film. But, the problem for the Archdeacon is the same; the bells need to get rung, and he very well isn't going to ring them himself, so he puts out a notice that he's looking for a replacement for the dead hunchback. Frollo was nothing if not a bastard at heart, and decided to himself that it should …

Quasimodo's had it. Sixty years climbing the steps. Sixty years ringing the bell. He's ready to retire, get a little house in the country for him and the little lady. Puts an ad on Craigslist ""Bell ringer wanted. Inquire Quasimodo, Notre Dame."" Next day, there's a knock at the door. Quasi opens it, looks out, there's no one there. Then he hears a voice coming from somewhere down around his knees: ""Excuse me, sir. Are you Mr. Quasimodo?"" Quasimodo looks down, there's a guy with no arms and no…

After Quasimodo's death... After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he decided to call it a day when a lone, armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bellringers job. The bishop …

A new bell-ringer at Notre-Dame... Since the passing of Quasimodo, Notre-Dame has needed a new bell-ringer. The priests held auditions for an entire day, but no one could quite live up to the task. Near the end of the day, when they were ready to call it quits, a man with no arms approached them. ""Hi, I'd like to audition to be the bell-ringer?"" he said. The priests looked at each other, said ""why not, and gave him a chance. The man took a few paces back, and then ran head first into the bell…

A new bell-ringer at Notre-Dame... part deux Well, since the passing of the armless man, the priests continued their search for a new bell-ringer. Again, no candidate quite had what it took. Nearing the end of the day, one more man stepped forward and said, ""Hi, my brother died here yesterday, and I was hoping I could take his place to honor him. I taught him everything he knew about bell-ringing."" The priests gave him a chance, and the man used the exact same technique as his brother before h…

Asking me to care Would be like asking the hunchback of Notre dame to stand up straight.

Long but worth it After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day. Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop …

Notre Dame beat Navy yesterday. If Navy beats ISIS, does that help Notre Dame's strength of schedule?

An American in Paris An American is visiting Paris for the first time. He booked a guided tour of the city, and is rather eager to discover the monuments. They start the tour, and arrive in front of the Eiffel Tower. ""What is This ?"" said the tourist. ""This is the Tour Eiffel, it took two years to build, from 1887 to 1889"" said the guide. ""Ha ! In my country, in the USA, we can build this in few weeks !"" They arrive in front of Notre Dame de Paris cathedral. ""What is this ?"" shouted the …

Quasimodo wants to go on vacation... so he posts an ad in the local paper. A couple of days later he's contacted by a young man, and asks him to come up to Notre Dame so that he can learn the ropes. ""Ringing ze bells of Notre Dame truly is an art, and there is only one way to get ze perfect sound you know. Here, I will show you"" The young man looks bewildered as Quasimodo starts stepping backwards, his eyes locked on one of the magnificent bells of Notre Dame. His back reaches the far wall of …

Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen's winning.

Quasimodo applies for a job at Notre Dame... ...with his younger brother, Semimodo. They meet the Prelate high up in the bell tower. The Prelate says ""why should I hire you Quasimodo?"" He replies ""because I can ring the bell better than anyone! And using only my face!"" ""Show me,"" says the Prelate, whereupon Quasimodo enthusiastically slams his face into the bell,which swings violently away. A moment later, it swings back, whacking him in the chest and out of the bell tower. He falls to his…

so the hunchback of notre dame died yesterday and so today they are looking for a new guy to ring the bell.So they interviewed a few guys until the very last one but they were shocked to see he had no arms or legs so they asked ""how are you going to ring the bell"". He said ""easy ill use my head"" so they hired him and the next day he rang the bell with his head. But he fell off and died and everyone crowded around him and asked ""anyone know him"" and a ""police man said no but his face sure …

What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide? Turn off the xbox and go to bed...

The cathedral bell ringer A long time ago the priests of the great cathedral of Notre Dame were looking for someone to replace the aging bell ringer. After a few days of searching a man enters the cathedral with no arms. He approaches the priests and says, ""I hear you're looking for someone to ring the bells. Search no further cause I'm your man."" The priests look at him and say, ""Well you seem eager enough but uh, you have no arms. How can you ring the bells?"" The guy replied ""Don't worry …

A double joke Following the death of Quasimodo. the Bishop of the Cathedral Church of Notre Dame sent word throughout the streets of Paris that a new bellringer would need to be appointed. The Bishop decided that he would himself conduct the interviews, and went up into the belfry to interview the candidates. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he decided to call it a day, when an armless man approached him announcing that he was there to apply for the post.. The Bishop…

I see your multilevel meta joke and raise you a two-tiered joke. Quasimodo was in the steeple of Notre Dame looking down on the town when he noticed a man running to the ladder of the steeple. There was something odd about the man, but from a distance, Quasimodo couldn't distinguish what it was. The man climbed the ladder, and it was evident - he had no arms. He saw Quasimodo and said, "It has been my lifelong dream to ring the bells of Notre Dame! Please allow me this great favor!" Quasim…

Quasimodo is lying at the steps of Notre Dame His body is broken. Bones splintered. Blood coming out of his nose, ears, eyes, everything. He’s clinging onto life but he finds the power to scream his true love’s name. “Esmeralda!” he shouts. “Esmeralda!!” Hearing his calls she comes running from the very top of Notre Dame cathedral to the spot Quasimodo is lying in. “Oh my gosh, my darling, How can I help you?!” Quasimodo takes a breath, and manages to bring his lips to her ears. “This is n…

My favourite Disney film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame I just love a hero with a twisted back story

My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a hero with a twisted back story.

My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame I love a protagonist with a twisted back story

I see your multilevel meta joke and raise you a two-tiered joke. Quasimodo was in the steeple of Notre Dame looking down on the town when he noticed a man running to the ladder of the steeple. There was something odd about the man

Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs? You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours

What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back? Hunch-black of Notre Dame