Archdeacon Claude Frollo is in Need of a New Bellringer... because Quasimodo died, starving himself to death by Esmeralda's grave. If you know anything about the book, it's slightly darker than the film. But, the problem for the Archdeacon is the same; the bells need to get rung, and he very well isn't going to ring them himself, so he puts out a notice that he's looking for a replacement for the dead hunchback. Frollo was nothing if not a bastard at heart, and decided to himself that it should …

Dodgy Dad joke Little Esmeralda has been sent to buy six eggs and some tomato sauce, so off she goes to the shop up the street. When she gets there she gets the six eggs and a bottle of tomato sauce and gives the man her money. It's a nice day so Esmeralda is skipping along, on her way home with the eggs and tomato sauce in a plastic bag, but just as she nearly gets home the bag breaks, spilling the eggs and tomato sauce and breaking everything on the concrete footpath. Poor little Esmeralda is …

Quasimodo's had it. Sixty years climbing the steps. Sixty years ringing the bell. He's ready to retire, get a little house in the country for him and the little lady. Puts an ad on Craigslist ""Bell ringer wanted. Inquire Quasimodo, Notre Dame."" Next day, there's a knock at the door. Quasi opens it, looks out, there's no one there. Then he hears a voice coming from somewhere down around his knees: ""Excuse me, sir. Are you Mr. Quasimodo?"" Quasimodo looks down, there's a guy with no arms and no…

After Quasimodo's death... After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he decided to call it a day when a lone, armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bellringers job. The bishop …