Dodgy Dad joke Little Esmeralda has been sent to buy six eggs and some tomato sauce, so off she goes to the shop up the street. When she gets there she gets the six eggs and a bottle of tomato sauce and gives the man her money. It's a nice day so Esmeralda is skipping along, on her way home with the eggs and tomato sauce in a plastic bag, but just as she nearly gets home the bag breaks, spilling the eggs and tomato sauce and breaking everything on the concrete footpath. Poor little Esmeralda is distraught, first she starts to whimper, then she starts bawling loudly and hysterically. Old Bill is having a beer on his front porch and witnesses this whole unfortunate event transpire, and he gets up off of his old chair and walks over to Esmeralda, who is still crying uncontrollably. ""Never mind, young lass, don't cry, it wouldn't have lived anyway. It's eyes are too far apart.""