#notre-dame-cathedral

The Bell Ringer A young man was hired on as assistant bell ringer at Notre Dame Cathedral. Quasimodo took him up the tower to show him the job. He told the young man, ""It's easy. You just push, duck and wait. Push, duck and wait"" The young fellow says ""No problem."" He steps up to the bell and says ""Push, wait and du..."" before he can get out of the way the big bell catches him square in the kisser ""BONG"", knocks him out of the tower and he falls to the courtyard below. Two priest rush ov…

So Quasimodo decides it's time to retire... He's getting old, and ringing the bell at the Notre Dame cathedral has become too taxing. He puts a 'help wanted' ad in the local newspaper looking for a bell ringer, and receives a response the very next day from a skinny, overeager peasant, who agrees to meet him up in the bell tower. Upon meeting, Quasimodo sizes the man up and says, ""Look sir, this job requires a tremendous amount of physical strength. Are you sure you're up for the task?"" The pe…

Quasimodo is lying at the steps of Notre Dame His body is broken. Bones splintered. Blood coming out of his nose, ears, eyes, everything. He’s clinging onto life but he finds the power to scream his true love’s name. “Esmeralda!” he shouts. “Esmeralda!!” Hearing his calls she comes running from the very top of Notre Dame cathedral to the spot Quasimodo is lying in. “Oh my gosh, my darling, How can I help you?!” Quasimodo takes a breath, and manages to bring his lips to her ears. “This is n…