The Bell Ringer A young man was hired on as assistant bell ringer at Notre Dame Cathedral. Quasimodo took him up the tower to show him the job. He told the young man, ""It's easy. You just push, duck and wait. Push, duck and wait"" The young fellow says ""No problem."" He steps up to the bell and says ""Push, wait and du..."" before he can get out of the way the big bell catches him square in the kisser ""BONG"", knocks him out of the tower and he falls to the courtyard below. Two priest rush over to where he lay to help him. ""Where did he come from and who is he?"" asks the first. ""I don't know,"" says the second, ""but his face rings a bell.""