So Quasimodo decides it's time to retire... He's getting old, and ringing the bell at the Notre Dame cathedral has become too taxing. He puts a 'help wanted' ad in the local newspaper looking for a bell ringer, and receives a response the very next day from a skinny, overeager peasant, who agrees to meet him up in the bell tower. Upon meeting, Quasimodo sizes the man up and says, ""Look sir, this job requires a tremendous amount of physical strength. Are you sure you're up for the task?"" The pe…