A man walks into a bar, and sees a tiny man playing a tiny piano on the bar... The man walks up to the fellow next to the teeny piano player, and asks about him. "What's the deal with the small piano guy?" To which he replies, "I have a magic genie, feel free to make a wish." "Ok" he says and proceeds to wish for a million bucks. BOOM the bar is filled with a million ducks! "What the hell!" "The genie is a bit hard of hearing... You think I really asked for a 12 inch pianist?"