Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.

A chihuahua is just a barking cat.

I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark.