#mongolia

The New Samurai The head samurai of Japan has died, the Emperor is searching for a replacement. He puts out word that all should try out to become the next head of the samurai. 3 men show up, a Samurai from China, a Swordsman from Mongolia and a Jewish samurai. The emperor greats the Chinese samurai and tell him to show his skills. He opens a small wooden box releasing a fly. He proceeds to slice the fly in half. The emperor is impressed and calls upon the Mongolian samurai. The Mongolian also o…

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia? One steppe at a time.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has it's pros and Khans

A Polish guy finds a lamp buried in the sand As per usual, a genie comes out and offers him three wishes. The Polish guy things for a moment and says, "I wish for all of Ghengis Khan's armies to go rampaging across the steppes to the border of Poland, then turn around and go home." "All right," the genie says, "Done. What's your second wish?" "I wish for all the Mongol hordes of Asia to go rampaging across the steppes to the border of Poland, then turn around and go home." "Are you sure?" a…

I got an email from a Mongolian king... I got an email from a Mongolian king, promising me millions and everyone warned me it was a con, but I was like "Yeah guys, I know it's a Khan. That's what a king from Mongolia is called."

Putin arrives in Mongolia and goes through customs Customs: Name? Putin: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin Customs: Occupation? Putin : No, just here for the day

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia? One steppe at a time.