Putin lands at Helsinki airport... ...and the immigration officer says ""Name?"". ""Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin"". ""Address?"" ""Kremlin, Moscow, Russia"". ""Occupation?"" ""No, this time just visiting"". Credit goes to a dude in the Finland thread. Made me laugh.

Why was Putin late for dinner with Obama? Because he got Snowden.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has it's pros and Khans

With the situation in Ukraine... Putin is giving a speech to his people - My people, due Wests sanctions we'll need to tighten our belts and work harder! Voice from the crowd: - We will work two shifts! - Thank you, you must be real patriot of our country! And we'll have to give up western goods and production! - We will work three shifts! - Such patriotism for country! By the way what's your occupation? - I work at morgue...