HER: You can't even go 5 minutes without making a Star Trek reference. ME: Yes I Khan.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan? Caesar: ""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Khan: ""I conquered, I saw, I came.""

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs? A condescending Khan descending.

A swindler passes by a bird in the stairwell of an apartment building... The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his friend, the forger. The bird he passed along the way was the forger's homing vulture, which was en route to the forger's publisher to make a delivery. Unfortunately, the poor bird had to fly down the stairwell to ground level and out the open terrace since the forger's apartment had no windows. She was carrying some rolled up paper on which her owner had written the perfect end …