What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs? A condescending Khan descending.#Khan#One-Liner0🔗 Share
HER: You can't even go 5 minutes without making a Star Trek reference. ME: Yes I Khan.#Khan#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →