#martin-luther-king

I want to play checkers today so I can say "Martin Luther King me!"

Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked 50% off all black speakers

Why did the chicken cross the road? (answers from various personalities) **GEORGE W. BUSH** We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. **AL GORE** I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represents the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed …

What's the difference between Martin Luther King and Donald Trump? Martin Luther King had a dream and Donald Trump is a nightmare.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

I came up with an excuse for being late I was marching with Martin Luther King, but then some firemen mistook us for fire and tried to put us out; that's why I was late sorry.

Martin Luther King Day White's Sale.

My chiropractor is open on Martin Luther King Day, which makes me wonder... does he value back history over black history?

Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speech praising non-violence in India surprised everyone when they pelted him with several thousand flatbreads.

What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.

Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Chuck Norris had a body count.

St. Patrick's day vs Martin Luther King Jr. Day. What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day? On St. Patrick's Day

My black friend told me I can't celebrate Martin Luther King Day because I am white If that's true

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Paddy's. Edit- Paddy's not patty's

Know the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish.

What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive. He would be alive.

St. Patrick's day vs Martin Luther King Jr. Day. What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day?

Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America

You know what's the only difference between Martin Luther King day and St. Patrick's day? Everybody wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts? He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

Who is the greatest loser ever? Martin. We all know Martin Luther King.