#madison

Oregon Trail 2016: Jayden has a gluten allergy. You can't even ford the river rn. Purchase one woke of oxen? Madison is literally dead

All across the United States of America, at this very moment, right now.... Kelsey, Madison and Taylor literally can't even.

A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors.

A father is in hospital after his wife and kids had horrible car crash He sees the surgeon walk out of the door, covered in blood with worried face, he sprints to ask him how did everything went. Surgeon looks at him and says ""well, do you remember how Alice, your beautifull daughter wanted to do modeling?"" - ""Yes doctor i do, what happened!?"" instantly replies dad, "" well the pieces of glass cut up her face real bad.. She wont ever do modeling"" Dad gets more and more sad by the second. ""…

TIFU by getting caught on that Madison website Today my wife caught me on the Dolly Madison website. It was a real Zinger! I tried to tell her I wasn't cheating, I was only looking at the tarts. The buns on there look SO good. It's not like my fingers were in the pie. But because I'd been caught with Little Debbie before I'm not sure she'll forgive me.

Johnny, Billy and Jimmy are discussing girls at their high school. Johnny said, “Mindy Carlson let me kiss her in the playground after Math—she’s one of the greats.” “That’s nothing,” said Billy, “Madison let me kiss her with tongues in the gym after Chemistry—she’s a Hall-of-Fame-girl.” Little Jimmy just shook his head. “You know Becca Sampson? She’ll go down in history.”