Johnny, Billy and Jimmy are discussing girls at their high school.
Johnny said, “Mindy Carlson let me kiss her in the playground after Math—she’s one of the greats.”
“That’s nothing,” said Billy, “Madison let me kiss her with tongues in the gym after Chemistry—she’s a Hall-of-Fame-girl.”
Little Jimmy just shook his head. “You know Becca Sampson? She’ll go down in history.”