#lorraine

The first person to ever call me a psycho was Lorraine from high school. Height 5'4, coffin size 84 by 28 by 23.

Cheating in a joke. A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.""

Dating Dilemna There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Kleerly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with Kleerly and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Kleerly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was no…

It happened in a hospital, that a patient died in the same bed every Sunday at midnight. The doctors were baffled. Someone suggested that maybe there are some supernatural forces at play. So [Lorraine](http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0289864/) and [Ed](http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0371100/) Warren were called to look into the issue. Lorraine tried to use her abilities to deduce the cause of the problem, but could not find anything. That night they decided they'll hide and watch what happens. …

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine ...with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.""

A man and his mistress... Lou was an older man, in his 50's. He has been unhappily married to his wife Lorraine for 30 years. While he works 50 hours a week to support the house, all Lorraine does is stay at home and watch TV. Even when Lou gets home from work, Lorraine makes him do dishes, clean the house, and take out the trash. While he's thought of divorce, he wouldn't even dare say that word in front of his wife unless he wanted a slow, and painful death. It seemed there was no way out. The…

Man Looking For A Sick Girl. A man enters a store on a bright and sunny day looking for a girl called Lorraine. He asks the store owner if she is in today. ""No, she called in sick."" The owner replied. ""Oh."" The man continues. ""Than can i have her number?"" ""I wouldn't do that."" The owner quickly says. ""Why?"" The man asks in confusion. ""Well,""The owner quickly replies. ""I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine, Comin' down on a sunny day?""

A man is cheating on his wife, Lorraine. His lover is a girl named Clearly. His wife suspects him of cheating so she is always keeping a close eye on him. He knows that she is always watching so he never gets a chance to be with Clearly. One day, Lorraine had a heart attack and died. At her funeral, the man sings: ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.""

So I went on a date with my girlfriend... Her name was Lorraine. We went to this park in my hometown and crossed a bridge that went over small pond. We stopped in the middle and were right about to kiss when she lost her balance and tumbled over the side of the bridge. She hit her head on a rock at the bottom and died right there. The next day, I went into work and said hi to the secretary Claire-lee. I had a secret crush on her for the past few months. All of a sudden, I was overcome with joy w…

My mate was in love with a woman called Deidre.... His current girlfriend, Lorraine, found out and left him. My mate proudly told me...... Wait for it..... ""I can see Deidre now Lorraine has gone"" *tumbleweed*

Clearly and Lorraine A guy had an abusive girlfriend named Lorraine. Lorraine didn't know her boyfriend was cheating on her with a lovely girl named Clearly. In August Lorraine died. At the funeral, People wondered why the guy wasn't sad,and why he was so happy. When they asked him why he was so happy at the funeral he sang.... "" I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone !""

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.""

Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang ""I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone...""

CLEARLY CHEATING A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

Sad news. I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing another girl named Claire Lee… But the good news is that I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone

I was in a relationship with Lorraine but fell in love with Claire Lee.

My marriage is over. I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning

Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly.

CLEARLY CHEATING A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.

My wife caught me cheating My wife, Lorraine, has just found out that I have been cheating on her with Clara next door. Last night, she packed her things and was off on her way. I can see Clara now, Lorraine has gone.