So I went on a date with my girlfriend... Her name was Lorraine. We went to this park in my hometown and crossed a bridge that went over small pond. We stopped in the middle and were right about to kiss when she lost her balance and tumbled over the side of the bridge. She hit her head on a rock at the bottom and died right there. The next day, I went into work and said hi to the secretary Claire-lee. I had a secret crush on her for the past few months. All of a sudden, I was overcome with joy when I realized that I could finally ask out Claire-lee. My boss saw me and asked me why I was so happy. I simply picked up the guitar next to my desk and sang: ""I can see Claire-lee now Lorraine is gone...""