#little-billy

Little bill came in from recess Little billy came from recess where he was greeted at the door by his teacher. ""how was your recess?"" he asked billy. ""it was good, I played in the sand box with little susan"" billy replied. ""that sounds lovely. If you can spell the word cat you can have an extra 10 minutes of recess"". ""c-a-t"" and off he went. Next in came little Susan. ""how was your recess little susan?"" ""oh it was good. I played in the sand box with little billy"". ""how nice, if you …

Little Billy and his organ (version 2) Little Billy had dark hair, hazel eyes, and always wore red sneakers. His parents were both musicians, so Little Billy started playing the organ when he was 5. He practiced and practiced after school every day until it was very late. He loved the organ very much. He even got private lessons from a professional organist from his local church. His mother, while supporting his hobby, was warned by his pediatrician: ""Billy practicing on the organ has prevented…

Little Billy in Math class Little Billy was in math class and the teacher asked, 'If there are 4 birds on a telephone wire, and the farmer shoots one of them off, how many are left?' Little Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, 'Yes Billy?' Little Billy says 'Zero! Because when the farmer shoots the other birds will fly away!' The teacher says, 'Actually, the answer is 3, but I like the way you think.' Now this got little Billy steamed. He knows what happens when you shoot a gun ar…

Little Billy wakes up full of excitement on Christmas day. He rushes downstairs as fast as his little legs will carry him. Being from a poor family his parents can't afford much but he's grateful for what he receives. A small pile of inexpensive gifts are quickly opened by the young boy. A little while later Little Billy asks his mother if he can call round to see his friend Johnny next door to see what he got for Christmas. His mother agrees but tells him not to be too long because she's prepar…

Using the word 'definitely' A 3rd grade English teacher stood in front of her class and asked for volunteers to use the word 'definitely' to describe something. The first student, Johnny, raised his hand and said ""Teacher, the sky is definitely blue!"" The teacher responds ""Well Johnny, sometimes the sky can be grey and sometimes it can be black."" Defeated, Johnny put his hand down. The next student, Susie, looking to make Johnny look bad proudly said ""The grass is definitely green."" Teache…

Little Billy is standing in the barn with his grandpa... There are rabbits in the barn and their droppings are all over the floor. The boy says, "What are all these pellets on the ground, grandpa?" Grandpa says, "They're smart pills, Billy. Eat them and you'll get smarter." Little Billy liked the sound of that so he grabbed a handful off the ground and shoved them in his mouth. He immediately spit them out and said, "Ugh, those taste like crap, grandpa!" Grandpa says, "See you're getting smar…

Little Billy Little Billy wakes up full of excitement on Christmas day. He rushes downstairs as fast as his little legs will carry him. Being from a poor family his parents can't afford much but he's grateful for what he receives. A small pile of inexpensive gifts are quickly opened by the young boy. A little while later Little Billy asks his mother if he can call round to see his friend Johnny next door to see what he got for Christmas. His mother agrees but tells him not to be too long becau…

A creepy van pulls up to playground. A sleazy, balding man exits and eyes the playground. He spots Little Billy playing in the sandbox. The man approaches Billy and says "Hey little boy I'll give you a whole bag of candy if you come inside my van" Little Billy looked up and replied "Shit mister for a bag of candy I'll come in your mouth!".

Little Billy forgot to do his science homework on insects... And his teacher was furious. "Right.", she said. "If you don't bring in a sheet filled with facts about insects by tomorrow, it's detention for you!" The next day, Little Billy arrives at his classroom early and tells the teacher that he didn't do his homework, but he has an amazing fact about spiders to show her instead. Billy's teacher is of course angry, but finds herself intrigued by what Billy could have. She agrees to let h…

Little Billy and his class went on a field trip with Ms. Marie On their way back, the bus broke down and on top of that there was a huge storm. There was no way they could make it back that day so they decided to stay in a motel nearby for the night. The children were fed and put to bed. Little Billy came to Ms Marie and said he couldn't sleep and the only way he could fall asleep was to put his pinky in someone's belly button. She said, "ok little Billy I will help you fall asleep". So she l…

Little Billy at it again (NSFW) Little Billy wakes up early on Saturday morning to go play with his new dog... After looking for a while he finds the dog flat on his back, legs in the air! Confused he runs and gets his father. His father realising that the dog has passed on thinks for a while on how he is going to break it to Little Billy. Finally the dad says "Son, unfortunately the dog has passed away and it is laying on it's back with it's legs in the air so that GOD can reach him easier…

The math teacher asked Little Billy, “If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a loan, how many pounds would you still have?” “Twenty” came the reply. “How so?” enquired the teacher. “Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't I am going to!”