Using the word 'definitely' A 3rd grade English teacher stood in front of her class and asked for volunteers to use the word 'definitely' to describe something. The first student, Johnny, raised his hand and said ""Teacher, the sky is definitely blue!"" The teacher responds ""Well Johnny, sometimes the sky can be grey and sometimes it can be black."" Defeated, Johnny put his hand down. The next student, Susie, looking to make Johnny look bad proudly said ""The grass is definitely green."" Teacher responded ""Not so true Susie. When the grass dies, it can be brown, or yellow."" Susie was embarrassed. The teacher looked around the room and saw a puzzled look on her student's faces. Just as she was about the help her students out, little Billy threw his hand up. ""Yes Billy?"" ""Teacher, are farts lumpy?"" Little Billy asked. ""No Billy, farts are not lumpy."" ""....Then I definitely just pooped my pants."" EDIT - Names...D'oh. Face meet palm