#lionel

Not sure if this goes here or /r/racism... A black woman walks into the human resource department to apply for welfare. The woman at the office asks the black woman how many kids she has. The black woman replies, ""Eight."" The woman at the office says, ""Well, what are their names?"" The black woman replies, ""Lionel."" The woman at the office said, ""Well, what about the second one?"" The black woman replies, ""Lionel."" The woman at the office gives her a strange look and says, ""Okay, what a…

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink? Si, era Missed

Did you hear about the most recent FIFA scandal? Turns out Lionel was a little Messi in his financial records.

Why does nobody like eating with Lionel? Because he is a Messi eater!

Why did Lionel go to the medical store? because it was pharmacy.

“Hello! Hello!” exclaimed the elderly woman upon answering the telephone. “Who is this?” “Albert.” “Who? I can’t hear a word you say.” “Albert” shouted the young man. “A-l-b-e-r-t. A for Arthur, L for Lionel, B for Bertram, E for Edward, R for Robert, T for Tommie.” “Yes, yes” replied the old lady. “But which of you boys wants to speak to me!?”

Arthur: “I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I had to toss whether to attend class or to go to bed.” Lionel: “Is that so?” Arthur: “Yes. And I had to toss ten times before I could go to bed!”

One day evening Lionel starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way... Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually? Lionel: I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning? Lionel : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

Lionel was going to a railway line to commit suicide. He was carrying a tiffin with her. Friend asked: WHY ? Lionel replied: If the train gets late, will I remain hungry ?

Calvin watched as his mother put cream all over her face. “What's that for Mummy?” he asked. “To make Mummy more beautiful” she replied. A little later as she started to remove the cream, Little Johnny said, “You're not giving up already are you!?” 1582. Lionel asks his Grandfather, “Granddad, as you get older, do you find that you sleep more?” “Yes” replied his Granddad, “but it is mainly in the afternoons!”