Calvin watched as his mother put cream all over her face. “What's that for Mummy?” he asked. “To make Mummy more beautiful” she replied. A little later as she started to remove the cream, Little Johnny said, “You're not giving up already are you!?” 1582. Lionel asks his Grandfather, “Granddad, as you get older, do you find that you sleep more?” “Yes” replied his Granddad, “but it is mainly in the afternoons!”