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I don't know what to do with these pop-culture jokes now that they are considered to be ""unfashionable"" Why is Justin Bieber's face always red after he talks to a woman? The pepper spray usually hits him right between the eyes. _________ What is red and orange and looks good on Justin Bieber? Fire. ____________ Chris Brown takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, ""Show me that it's true what they say about black rappers!"" So he beats and chokes her, steals her purse, and posts pictures …

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stat10060 So I got an email out of the blue from this guy from UCD (a university in Dublin) thinking that I was his Stats lecturer. Something tells me that he is not the brightest student in the class.. On Tuesday, April 9, 2013, Justin N****** wrote: Hi Jason, I was just wondering if is OK to drop the stat labs in the stat 10060 box, or if not when is the next lab that I could drop it in to. Thanks again On 9 April 2013 20:57, Jonathan W*** <w***j@tcd.ie> wrote: Don't worry about coming t…

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In the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean... ...two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed-upon prawn. ""I hate being a prawn,"" says Justin. ""I wish I were a shark."" Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears. ""Your wish is granted,"" he says. Instantly, Justin becomes a shark. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustr…

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just another beiber joke A local FM Radio was running a contest, and I phoned up. The RJ said, ""Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize."" ""That's fantastic!"" I shouted in delight. ""Feel confident?"" she asked. ""It's a maths question."" ""Well, I've got a Masters in maths and am damn good at it,"" I proudly replied. ""Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats to a ""Justin Beiber's"" concert …

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Be Careful What You Wish For Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day. The first one was called Justin and the second one was called Kristian. They were continually being chased and threatened by the sharks that inhabited the area. Eventually Justin had had enough. He said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten all the time." As he said this, a large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is grante…

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