#joeys

""KimKylieKendallKourtneyKhloeNewYorkCitySpiderMan"" Was Joey's Password... ""KimKylieKendallKourtneyKhloeNewYorkCitySpiderMan"" was Joey's password. When his friend Ross asked why the long password, Joey replied, ""Because the website said: 5 characters, a capital, and a special character

Little Joey goes to the circus with his parents At some point during the show, Joey sees a horse on stage and asks: - Mommy what's that thing that's hanging between the horse's legs? - Oh don't mind that, that's nothing honey. Joey's dad looks over at his son with a smirk and says: - You see, I've thought her well.

Joey's walking down Main Street when he passes George, and George looks frantic. ""Joey! Joey, you gotta help me,"" says George. ""Why? What's wrong?"" ""It's Phil! He's suicidal! You gotta go talk to him. He just got a job at the new soda pop bottling plant, and it's ruining him."" So Joey rushes down the soda pop plant to talk to Phil. ""Phil! What's wrong? I just saw Joey and he said you were really upset by your new job."" ""What? I don't know why he'd say that. I saw him earlier today, and …

A man was born with an unfortunate name His name was Joey Pizasheet. During grade school, people made fun of him chanting ""Joey Pizasheet. Joey Piece of Shit"". So after constantly hearing this, he finally decided that when he grew older he would change his name. Years went by and Joey went to study law. And he took the bar when he graduated, thus becoming Attorney Pizasheet. Thus he found iut he could change his name at will. So Joey and his buddy went to the courthouse and had his name change…

Some low-level mafia thugs are playing cards... One of them says, "Where's Joey? He never misses poker night." His friend says, "Oh, didn't you hear? Joey's dead." "Awww, that's a shame. How did he die?" "Well, he went to the doctor last week and found out he had gonorrhea." "So? Gonorrhoea isn't fatal." "It is if you give it to the boss's wife."

I never told my wife I had an ex-fiancee One thing I never told my wife is that I had a fiancee before her. It’s a long story, so buckle up. It was the year after I graduated college. I was dating my girlfriend, Stephanie, for a couple years and things were getting serious. At the time, I had my roommate, Joey, but he was a Craigslist roommate. We didn’t know each other very well. If you asked me how I knew him aside from Craigslist, the answer is I didn’t. He wouldn’t even tell me where he gr…