A man was born with an unfortunate name His name was Joey Pizasheet. During grade school, people made fun of him chanting ""Joey Pizasheet. Joey Piece of Shit"". So after constantly hearing this, he finally decided that when he grew older he would change his name. Years went by and Joey went to study law. And he took the bar when he graduated, thus becoming Attorney Pizasheet. Thus he found iut he could change his name at will. So Joey and his buddy went to the courthouse and had his name change…