A Walken the park Christopher Walken is spending the weekend with his nephew, Jesse Grey Walken. Jesse has a few movie credits to his name, and of course his uncle does too, so they're having the great conversation of two professionals, all while enjoying a pleasant stroll through the neighborhood. They cross a street, when a police car appears from nowhere, lights flashing and sirens blaring. An old, bald officer steps out of the vehicle, and walks stone-faced toward the two men. ""What's the p

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The Carnival Date Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. ""What would you like to do first, Amber?"" asked Jesse. ""I want to get weighed,"" replied Amber. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. ""I want to get weighed,"" she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there bef

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Shortly thereafter Jesse Jackson went to a Sears and started raising all kinds of hell in the appliance aisles... A store clerk, not knowing what to do, contacted the manager who came and asked ""Jesse, why are you in here causing all this crap in my store?"" Jesse Jackson replied ""Your store is a racist store. You see all these washing machines are white and you don't sell black washing machines so you're a racist!"" The manager, thinking quickly replied, ""Yes Mr. Jackson all the washing mach

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