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A Walken the park Christopher Walken is spending the weekend with his nephew, Jesse Grey Walken. Jesse has a few movie credits to his name, and of course his uncle does too, so they're having the great conversation of two professionals, all while enjoying a pleasant stroll through the neighborhood. They cross a street, when a police car appears from nowhere, lights flashing and sirens blaring. An old, bald officer steps out of the vehicle, and walks stone-faced toward the two men. ""What's the p

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A Mother's Quotes PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: ""I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"" MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER: ""I don't mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?"" MONA LISA'S MOTHER: ""After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"" HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: ""Humpty, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. Bu

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