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In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed by fire... A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. A black Islamic group of seven welfare cheaters, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six Los Angeles gangbanger ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died as well. One white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire. Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sh…

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Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Surmon When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby Black church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Sharpton came up to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church. He laid his hands on my head and said: ""By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."" I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said…

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Jesse Jackson helps former reddit employee get her job back. Jesse Jackson has made a career of helping people who have unjustly been fired or otherwise denied a job get a job. When a popular reddit employee lost her job shortly after his AMA, he marched over to reddit headquarters and insisted she be rehired. ""At first I did not recognize him without his race card"" said Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, ""but I heard him out and let Victoria get her job back."" ""I have nobody but myself to blame,"" said…

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Zebra in heaven The Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, ""I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"" St. Peter said, ""That's a question only God can answer."" So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, ""God, please - I must know am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"" God simply replied ""You are what you are."…

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Bill Clinton One day in the future, Bill Clinton has a heart attack and dies, and of course goes straight to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. ""I don't know what to do here,"" says the devil. ""You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll be really nice, and even let you decide who leaves…

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So there's a murder down South.... A black man was found at the bottom of a river wrapped in chains. The police arrive, along with the county sheriff, and Jesse Jackson, who had heard what happened and immediately came down. Jesse Jackson announces to the gathered crowd, ""THIS MAN HAS BEEN MURDERED!"" The sheriff looks at Jesse Jackson and replies, ""This was no murder. This nigger stole so many chains he couldn't swim across the river!""

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Shortly thereafter Jesse Jackson went to a Sears and started raising all kinds of hell in the appliance aisles... A store clerk, not knowing what to do, contacted the manager who came and asked ""Jesse, why are you in here causing all this crap in my store?"" Jesse Jackson replied ""Your store is a racist store. You see all these washing machines are white and you don't sell black washing machines so you're a racist!"" The manager, thinking quickly replied, ""Yes Mr. Jackson all the washing mach…

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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby black Houston Church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don’t know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: β€œBy the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today. ” I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: β€œβ€¦

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