#island-they

An American, Russian, and Asian are stranded on a desert island... ... They decide in order to survive they will have to work together and plan on splitting up the day's work. The Russian was tasked with building a hut, the American was to search for food, while the Asian was to search for supplies. Each sets off in their separate directions. The Russian builds an excellent hut, complete with a floor and a waterproof roof. It was sturdy and comfortable. The American soon returns with enough food…

Two men were stranded on a tropical island... They got to a bridge with a guard next to it. ""I won't let you walk over my bridge unless you bring me three things that satisfy me."" The two men search the island, and the first man returns with three blueberries. The guard says; ""Shove them up your butt."" The man proceeds to do what the guard asked for, and then starts laughing hysterically. The guard asks; ""What's so funny about shoving blueberries up your butt?"" The man, who is laying on th…

Three women were trapped on an island... They needed to get across the water to the mainland. They came across a genie who said, ""I will grant you ladies three wishes."" The first woman said, ""Turn me into a fish"" and she swam across the water to the other island. The second woman said, ""Give me a boat"" and she rowed to the other side. The third woman said, ""Turn me into a man"" and she walked across the bridge.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Buddhist Monk are stranded on a hostile island They are quickly caught by the vicious tribe that inhabits the island. The chief of the tribe gives the 3 men 2 choices: Death or what he calls ""the Barbarians"" The Rabbi is the first to choose, he doesn't want to die so he chooses the latter. All of a sudden he is grabbed by the throat and dragged into a tent where he is then beaten and tortured until he is at the brink of death at which point he is thrown out of the tent,…

Three guys get captured by natives on an island... They are brought up to the top of a hill in front of the chief of the natives where he makes them an offer. ""If you can shove 10 of any fruit you find on the island up your butt and keep them there, then you will be released. Otherwise, you must stay here as slaves."" So the first guy goes to the bottom of the hill and looks around and finds strawberries. He starts shoving them up, but can only get to five before he gives up. The second is a li…

A Hispanic man, a European man, and an Asian man are put on a deserted island They are told that they will be rescued in 24 hours, provided they have proved their survival skills. The Hispanic man is in charge of building a shelter, the European man is in charge of finding food, and the Asian man is in charge of finding supplies. The three men go their separate ways to complete their tasks. 24 hours later, the rescue team comes back to the island in the hopes of seeing that the three men can pro…