A Hispanic man, a European man, and an Asian man are put on a deserted island They are told that they will be rescued in 24 hours, provided they have proved their survival skills. The Hispanic man is in charge of building a shelter, the European man is in charge of finding food, and the Asian man is in charge of finding supplies. The three men go their separate ways to complete their tasks. 24 hours later, the rescue team comes back to the island in the hopes of seeing that the three men can prove their survival skills. The Hispanic man takes the rescue team to his shelter that he built, and the rescue team is pleased with his work. The European man takes the rescue team to his stash of food that he has accumulated, and the rescue team is pleased with his work. However, the Asian man with his supplies is nowhere to be found. The rescue team walks around the island, searching for the Asian man and the supplies he was supposed to find, when suddenly the Asian man jumps out of the bushes and yells SUPPLIES!
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