#gus

"Asparagus!!!" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life

11: Dad, what's your spirit animal? Mine's a tiger. Me: Remember that chubby mouse named Gus in the baby-tee from Cinderella? 11: ...

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism ""Fungus""? Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

A gang, with one of the members being called Gus, offers a group of cannibals a fight The leader of the cannibals says, ""Alright then, we'll have your *Gus for garters*!""

One of the funniest jokes I've ever seen... A man walks into a bar and screams at the top of his voice, ""I know the funniest joke ever! 10 and I will tell you it!"" A man at the far end, a regular holds up a 10 pound note and the man comes over and whispers the joke in his ear. The bar regular falls off his stool and laughs uncontrollably for around 30 minutes and as a result, is taken to the hospital. A second man is curious at how funny this joke could be so he holds up a 10 note and the man …

Redneck definitions: asparagus There were two farmers, farmer Bill and farmer John. Farmer John had two sons and he named them both ""Gus"", because he really couldn't think of a better name for the second boy. Farmer bill called up farmer John and said, ""could you gimme a hand with bailing all this hay down here at my farm?"" Farmer John replied, ""well shoot, Bill I wish I could, but I got to tend to my chickens before sun down... But I'll tell you what, 'ah-spare-a-gus!!'