#farm-farmer

Down on the farm..... One day Farmer John decides to visit Farmer Bill's farm. He gets there early in the morning and is greeted by Farmer Bill. Farmer John tells Farmer Bill: ""Bill, you've got yourself a nice, little farm here. Really small but over all it's kind of nice."" Farmer Bill replies: ""Thank you John."" Farmer John says: ""Bill, you know, MY farm is so BIG I can get up in the morning, hop in my truck and drive around until sunset and STILL not reach the end of MY farm."" Farmer Bill…

A Biologist, a Mathmatician and a Physicist are called to a farm Farmer had a problem when his chickens started spontaneously dying. He called his old friends to try and help him with the situation. A Biologist, a Mathmatician and a Physicist came to the farm and after gathering initial data, ecah of them separated into their room and started working on a problem. After 3 days, Biologist came out of his room and declared he has diagnosed the problem. ""Your chickens have contracted specific Amaz…

Redneck definitions: asparagus There were two farmers, farmer Bill and farmer John. Farmer John had two sons and he named them both ""Gus"", because he really couldn't think of a better name for the second boy. Farmer bill called up farmer John and said, ""could you gimme a hand with bailing all this hay down here at my farm?"" Farmer John replied, ""well shoot, Bill I wish I could, but I got to tend to my chickens before sun down... But I'll tell you what, 'ah-spare-a-gus!!'