Redneck definitions: asparagus There were two farmers, farmer Bill and farmer John. Farmer John had two sons and he named them both ""Gus"", because he really c

One of the funniest jokes I've ever seen... A man walks into a bar and screams at the top of his voice, ""I know the funniest joke ever! 10 and I will tell you

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism ""Fungus""? Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

11: Dad, what's your spirit animal? Mine's a tiger. Me: Remember that chubby mouse named Gus in the baby-tee from Cinderella? 11: ...