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Hey General Motors, what about an electronic drum set on the steering wheel? You're welcome.

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew. A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: ""I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!"" Protestant: ""I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!"" Muslim: ""I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!"" They then all wait for the Jew to speak.... The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually …

International Businessmen A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were discussing business during a dinner. Catholic: ""I have a large fortune... I am going to buy CITIBANK!"" Protestant: ""I am very wealthy and will buy GENERAL MOTORS!"" Muslim: ""I am a fabulously rich prince... I intend to purchase SABIC*!"" They then all wait for the Jew to speak... The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: ""I'M NOT SELLI…

Remember when... ... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now...

BILL GATES AND GENERAL MOTORS Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. ""If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,"" boasts Gates, ""you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."" ""Sure,"" says …

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: ""If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."" In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: 1. For no reason whatsoever your…

GM and Microsoft For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon. In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Micr…

If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect. You have to recall everything.

If you want to be a General Motors engineer your memory needs to be perfect.

If Microsoft made cars... In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr Welch himself, The GM CEO): If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: • For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day. • Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. • Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart a…