A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew. A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: ""I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!"" Protestant: ""I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!"" Muslim: ""I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!"" They then all wait for the Jew to speak.... The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: ""I'm not selling!!!...""