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Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven One day, Forrest Gump finds himself in front of the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter is there waiting to let him in, but doesn't wish to let Forrest in. He can't outright refuse him entrance however, so he decides to test Forrest's knowledge. St. Peter tells Forrest that he is going to ask him three questions; if Forrest answers all three correctly, he will be allowed into heaven. Forrest agrees and St. Peter asks the first question. Starting simple to lead into toug

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The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, ""Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."" Forrest respond

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Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven... ...he is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "Forrest, to get into heaven, you're going to need to answer three questions. 1. How many days of the week start with the letter T? 2. How many seconds are there in a year? 3. What is God's first name? Forrest thinks long and hard about these three questions. Finally, he goes up to the angel and says, "I've got my answers sir." Peter: "Okay, Forrest. How many days of the week start with the letter T?" F

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