#farmer-brown

So one cow looks at the other and says: ""It's getting kinda late doncha think? I wonder when Farmer Brown is gonna open up the barn to let us in."" The other cow looks at him and says: ""Holy shit! A talking cow!""

Farmers and their Pig Old, long winded, and immature. But, I always laugh at it Three farmers had been competing at the state fair for several years now for the biggest pig contest. Each year though all three farmers would lose to a pig from another county. So, Farmer John calls farmer Brown and Farmer Dan over to his house one day. Farmer John had the idea that the reason each one of them lost separately was because neither of them had a farm with enough food to feed their respective pigs, so t…

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.

Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. ""Didn't you say at the scene of the accident 'I'm fine'?"" asked the lawyer. Farmer Brown responded ""Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."" ""I didn't ask for any details"" the lawyer interrupted ""just answer the question. Did …

The Farmer's Daughters Farmer Brown had 3 lovely daughters. The daughters announce to their father they are going out on dates that night. Farmer Brown agrees under the condition that he gets to talk to each of the young men first. The first young man knocks on the door and Farmer Brown answers the door with his shotgun and says, "What is your business young man?" to which the young man replies, "My name is Eddie, I'm her for Betty, we're going to have spaghetti, is she ready?" The farmer decid…

A farmer's three virgin daughters are all going on their first date... Farmer brown loves his daughters dearly

A ventriloquist decides to retire to and buy a farm. So this ventriloquist decided he is going to retire and buy a farm. He sees a farm for sale from an old widowed farmer. He meets the farmer and learns his name is farmer Brown. The farmer is showing him around and the ventriloquist decides he will have a little fun with the farmer. As they walk past the chicken coop the ventriloquist throws his voice. Farmer Brown you need to take are eggs earlier instead of letting us sit on them so long…