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An old man dressed in a very aged, worn flight suit approached me today at the store. He had a question for me. He asked, ""Excuse me, Where can I find the cheapest Doctor in town?"" I just moved to a small military town, and before moving I worked at a hospital. While working there, my patients had asked me some pretty interesting questions, especially the ones who had dementia. So without hesitation I responded naturally and honestly: That I was new to the area and was not yet familiar with an

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Topical Jokes for 1/2 Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid suffered fractured ribs, and broken bones in his face after falling off of a piece of exercise equipment. Reid is no stranger to injury, like the time he tried to open a jar of mayonnaise, and broke both of his legs. In Colorado a survey determined that 90% of residents who voted to legalize marijuana, would vote the same way again. The remaining 10% were too high to understand the question. In Montana, a boy's parents rewarded him with $50

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