Are you thirsty? ""Would you like something to drink?"" She opened the fridge. ""We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper --"" ""Spiders?"" ""Spiders it is, then."" ""No, that wasn't--"" But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room.
Don't forget to wish that one bottle of salad dressing in your fridge a happy 2nd birthday!
Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.
Thursday is "date night", when I force my family to eat all the expired food in our fridge.
01KKTNCBDT65W9M1Z4MJ736YNP