#debbie

I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today and, long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend.

Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie

What an adorable idea. My coworkers have been writing names on food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Debbie.

A blonde is at the diner A blonde is at a diner and when the waitress comes to take the order, the blonde reads the name tag out loud: 'Debbie, how sweet.... what do you call the other one?'

After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband, Mike, died suddenly.... .... According to his wishes, Debbie had his body cremated and placed the remains in a small urn. Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a full-length mink coat and an eight-carat diamond ring. She went into the living room, removed the urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's ashes into a small dish on the coffee table. ""Mike, my beloved Mike,"" she began, ""I wish to talk to you. Mike, do you remember, fo…

Bob Tom and Debbie are Stranded on a Desert Island Bob, Tom, and Debbie are Stranded on a Desert Island. Barely fighting to survive, they resign themselves to months with only each other for company. Eventually, Bob and Debbie start getting it on, doing what comes naturally in survival situations. Not to be left out of the fun, Tom and Debbie start boning too. Debbie, wracked by guilt afterwards, commits suicide. Lonely, and without companionship on the beech, Bob and Tom start doing what comes …

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. ""I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30"" she said proudly. ""My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."" ""Very good"", said the teacher. Little Debbie was next. ""I sold magazines"" she said. ""I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines w…

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. 'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know. 'Six miles' said Debbie. 'That's too far to walk' Terry replied. 'It's not too bad' Debbie said. 'We can each walk three miles!'

Who is the biggest slut in America? Little Debbie, everybody eats her.