#claude

The Amazing Claude It was entertainment day at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced: ""Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."" The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat poc…

It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced: ""Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."" The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. ""I want you each t…

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat? Claude

Ever since I joined a French pedophilia group.. (Xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis) I've been on Claude, nine.

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano it was time for the Star of the Show: Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. ""Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time,"" said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket. A beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. ""I want you to keep your eyes …

I know this may have been posted as it is fairly common, but here it is anyway: What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal? Claude

Joke. What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? ......Claude!

Claude the hypnotist It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. Claude the hypnotist explained: ""I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."" The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. ""I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."" He began to swing the watch gently back and forth wh…

Dumb jokes that are funny. (pt.1) Q: What did the cat eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies. Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A: BANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Q: What game would you play with a wombat? A: Wom. Q: What washes up on tiny beaches? A: Microwaves. Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A: Because he felt crummy. Q: Why are all the frogs around here dead? A: 'Cause they keep croaking! Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop. Q: What type of music do mummies listen t…

Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight? - A: Claude

Shit happens It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano It was time for the Star of the Show- Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. "I want you to k…

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano it was time for the Star of the Show: Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time," said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket. A beautiful antiq…

Claude The Hypnotist It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." Said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. "I wan…

A hypnotist at a senior home... It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show- Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and c…

Pirates on the island Three castaways - Arthur, Claude, and Oki - were stranded on an island for three days after their plane crashed. Together, they've been gathering food, water, and firewood in order to survive until help arrives. Then one day, Arthur was hurriedly running back into the other two. "Hurry," he said to them. "Hide yourselves. There are pirates on the island!" "Pirates?" asked Claude. "Don't be silly. They've been gone a long time ago." "No, really," insisted Arthur. "Let's …

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat? Claude

What do you call a Frenchman who was attacked by a bear? Claude

Claude The Hypnotist It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear? Claude

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear? Claude

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats? Claude.

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch…